Extra! Extra! Train tickets, Rolling Stones tickets and crowded graves

• A one-way ticket on the Shanghai-Hangzhou maglev will cost 150 yuan. The story also says that a plane ticket to Hangzhou only costs 200 kuai. Is that true? And if so, how long could that flight possibly last?
• The kitten stomper has apologized. She said she's divorced and depressed and that led to her savage murder of another living creature. Someone needs to take a cleaver and lop off that woman's head.
• Mopeds can rest easy in Zhabei District now.
• Good thing Shanghai's dead people are ... dead. Or else they might complain about this.
• Looks like they have started mailing out Rolling Stones tickets in Shanghai. See one for yourself.

Image via Gridskipper from Inner Scopes: Contemporary Chinese Photography as Conscious Practices, which runs at the Shanghai Gallery of Art until April 2.