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Good news for boob lovers: Jordan in Shanghai

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After the much celebrated (at least in our bathrooms) recent news that Chinese girls boobies are getting bigger, we can reveal that the mean average breast size in Shanghai has sky-rocketed. Continuing today's interest with British tabloids, another vanguard of hard-hitting journalism and political debate, The Mirror brings us the excellent news that Jordan (aka Katie Price) should be in Shanghai:
Jordan nearly had a run-in with her hubby Peter Andre's ex at Heathrow airport on Thursday. We hear she was on a flight to Shanghai and missed her air hostess rival Nirmala Burns by a matter of minutes.

A source tells us: "Nirmala was working in the Upper Class lounge and when colleagues found out that Jordan was on her way, they moved Nirmala from the front desk to avoid confrontation." Jealous Jordan, 27, has previously branded Nirmala a "cheeky bitch". Pots and kettles, love ...

If you see a fantastically well-endowed British lass on the streets of Shanghai speaking in a ... not-very-classy way, then that'll be our Jordan. If you are asking the reasonable question "who the hell is Jordan and why is Shanghaiist so interested in boobie-related news?", then we can certainly answer the first question (leaving the second question for our well-paid psycho-therapist). Jordan is a woman who is famous in the UK for having big boobs, and showing them to photographers. Clear now? Good. Just type in "Jordan Katie Price" in Google and you'll see. And quite possibly have something to do for the next five minutes.

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By Nick W in , , on April 29, 2006 1:47 PM

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  • Geminineil

    We love y soooo much

  • Dolar Hoy

    Old news, but yay for boobies!

  • asma

    We love y soooo much

  • KHALID

    SAAAAAAAADA

  • master_juniour

    beatifull Girl

  • Steph

    Well, with that attitude, I'd say he doesn't have to worry about passing on genes of any sort for a long, long time.



    "Although I suspect that Chinese men would be somewhat horrified at the size of those things and not know what to do with them."



    There is such a thing called plastic surgery (the source of Jordan's boobs, incidently), and there probably exists somewhere in Shanghai some deluded Chinese girl with ginormous plastic knockers. I'm sure it's not anything the Chinese haven't seen before.

  • Nick Withycombe

    I found out why she is here - she is at the Millionaire's Fair.



    Although I suspect that Chinese men would be somewhat horrified at the size of those things and not know what to do with them.

  • Ali

    Roger, you should be more concerned with passing on your cranky, obnoxious, humourless, least-likely-to-be-invited-around-for-drinks genes on to your kids, mate.

  • Roger

    One of the greatest things about being in Shanghai is not having to see or hear anything about the lives of 'celebrities'. Tabloids are for idiots and i despise anyone who reads them. If i found out my girlfriend read them i would instantly, with no questions asked, dump her.



    I would not want such retarded genes being passed onto my children.



    Don't post any more of this utter crap on Shanghaiist.



    I beg you.

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