We bring awful news: Mobile karaoke

Amongst the technical jargon on the Technology Marketing Coorporation's article, this part brought us out in a cold sweat:

The C626 chip is optimized for low power consumption and high performance, providing key features such as MPEG-4 decoder and analog codec for video and audio playback and recording. The chip also included Chipnuts' proprietary and unique MINI-MTVTM feature enabling true mobile Karaoke.

Any time ... any place ... you may now be subject to the soulful croonings of a local teenager (or anyone who enjoys a good S.H.E hit, for that matter). Not that they're all as bad as this girl, we hope.

This will be good news for certain Shanghaiist contributors who love to belt out a classic hit every now and then, and had this hobby halted between 2 and 8 a.m. not long ago. This will be bad news for anyone whose sanity is already perilously close to complete disintegration.