Bai Ling harbors fantasy that she is literate, publishing a book

bailingpink.jpgPlucky film star / delusional hologram Bai Ling—she of Shanghai Baby, multiple personalities, frequent public nudity, and one monstrously awkward dancefloor seizure caught on tape—announced yesterday that a tell-all memoir is in the works, and slated to publish with HarperCollins.

Given Ms. Ling’s historically troubled relationship with truthfulness, we’ll believe it when we see it.

A lazy-eyed Bai Ling scratched her head and tugged at her Mandarin collar (must she always dress like an extra in some Asian-fetish porno?) when confronted on an LA street by a team of paparazzi who clearly had nothing better to do with La Lohan totally boring and in rehab, and P. Hilton on vacation in Hawaii.

The aptly-titled book-in-question, Crazy Movie Star, will focus on that riddle-wrapped-in-an-enigma of—in Ms. Ling’s words—“how I see the world.”

TMZ: Bai Ling: Crazy Movie Star!

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I really respect her as a hard working woman in Hollywood who gets passed around like a piece of cheap deep fried Wonton that you know you shouldn't have but you do because it's free. A star of her caliber shouldn't have to wait around on the corner to pose for paparazzi. Give the woman a break because she's already showing the signs of tear and wear!

she is one skanky ho. ugly and no fashion sense whatsoever

> Bai Ling harbors fantasy that she is literate, publishing a book

Bai Ling the subject of seventeenth Shanghaiist post

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Why all the hate? Half the single expats in Shanghai live lives just as debaucherous as hers.

Let's see: She lies, sleeps around, dresses immodestly (or not at all). I'm pretty sure on any Friday or Saturday (or Wed) night in this city you could find hundreds of characters populating dozens of bars with aspirations to have Bai Ling worthy escapades.

Jealous of her success? Afraid of strong sexually liberated women? If you want to despise someone, why not turn your hate towards Rupert Murdoch's wife Wendy Deng? Now there is a disgusting gold-digging floozy.

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And for all those claiming she's ugly - - - if you are male, and heterosexual, and a woman who looked like Bai Ling was interested in you, I'm sure you would get down on your knees and thank your creator.

Alec, we sure hope that you'll at least have one chance to get down on your knees and thank your creator in your life time.

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Jealous of her success? Afraid of strong sexually liberated women?

I'm afraid of being infected by her fugliness, myself. Strong sexually liberated woman? She's not a strong sexually liberated woman. This isn't I Am Woman, Hear Me Roar. She's a skank 'ho.

And . . success? Really? A starring role in "red corner" and . . . what, a guest shot on Entourage?

If you think she's attractive, I think you're blind. She fell off the fugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

dear shanghaiist,

please stop this now. you're one of my favourite sites, but enough is enough. at least watch "the beautiful country" or something...

cheers,
rado from bulgaria

I think anyone who makes a good living acting in movies and TV is successful. Meryl Streep she's not, but I don't think you can argue that she's successful.

And fugly? By Hollywood's standards maybe she's average but she could walk into most any room and be the most attractive person in it.

But I forget that all Shanghaiist posters have 7-digit executive jobs and date supermodels.

Anyway, this is ridiculous. Bye.

I'm with Alec, alot of expat women already have a highly overrated sense of themselves despite the carbobloat they've all put on since being here and 99.9999% of the expat men don't even have a mirror in their bathroom, and they don't consider a girl "good looking" unless she is possibly jail bait.

nanheyangrouchuan

@ nanheyangrouchan

You are right about expat men in this city. They have allowed themselves to degenerate so badly. While millions of local men aspire to look and behave better, str8 expatriate men in this town are walking about disheveled and smelling of alcohol. Have some respect for yourselves guys, or at least for the people around you and the countries you represent.

Meanwhile, Bai Ling is seriously ugly. Just because a few Russian whores are shaking their money makes for all and Sundry to smell, does not make it OK for Bai Ling to look a cheap Macau hostess.

SHE LOOKS LIKE A TRANNY ... A REALLY BAD TRANNY!

who's the girl on the left? she's kinda cute

Scarlet Johansson, I think. And she is gorgeous.

Scarlet is gorgeous. Bai looks like a tranny, as said above.

She has no tits and not a nice face.

She is no better, and actually worse looking than endless thousands of Chinese girls that you can see on the street / in bars.

I am not sure that anyone is mocking or criticising her debauched or wild lifestyle, just the fact that she is trying to make herself into a whore for fame - worth criticising surely.

LOOK AT THE PHOTO for Christ's sake !!!

This wasn't fancy dress - Scarlet is dressed normally and with class - Bai Ling is a fvcking clown !!!

And expat men / women have nothing to do with this. A tubby white woman can still criticise Bai Ling, as can anyone. Ones own faults do not restrict criticism as the critique of oneself is a separate event and issue.

Bai Ling is not that different to a lot of Chinese girls though, you could say.

I bet she says "I am very emotional but I have to be practical as life is so tough for US CHINESE" --- the standard excuse for hello kitty Lilly Xing marrying fat old Gunter from Germany.

If Bai Ling was the most attractive person in the room then she is either alone, or in a room with farmyard animals:

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I don't see how showing her fried-egg boobs in photos makes her 'sexually liberated' either.

Guest, what's wrong with farm animals? I'll choose them over Bai Ling anytime!

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What's wrong with looking like a really bad tranny?

My guess is that most of the Bai Ling bashers are fat assed, beer gut expat chicks. Go home, you ain't gettin' laid anywhere in Asia, the middle east, S. America or Europe.

Omega Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

nanheyangrouchuan

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