Plucky film star / delusional hologram Bai Ling—she of Shanghai Baby, multiple personalities, frequent public nudity, and one monstrously awkward dancefloor seizure caught on tape—announced yesterday that a tell-all memoir is in the works, and slated to publish with HarperCollins.
Given Ms. Ling’s historically troubled relationship with truthfulness, we’ll believe it when we see it.
A lazy-eyed Bai Ling scratched her head and tugged at her Mandarin collar (must she always dress like an extra in some Asian-fetish porno?) when confronted on an LA street by a team of paparazzi who clearly had nothing better to do with La Lohan totally boring and in rehab, and P. Hilton on vacation in Hawaii.
The aptly-titled book-in-question, Crazy Movie Star, will focus on that riddle-wrapped-in-an-enigma of—in Ms. Ling’s words—“how I see the world.”
TMZ: Bai Ling: Crazy Movie Star!
Picture from Go Fug Yourself