This week in nudity

We're not sure Bai Ling's latest lady parts on display counts as news, given the fact that her private parts are more well-publicized than she is. But, combine the Bai-sexual actress' escapades with Zhang Ziyi's body double's web-search for love; add the biggest dick in China; and throw in a PRC plug for "sexy famous models... touching each other," and we'll take the bait.

Bai Shows Her Bits
If Bai Ling grosses you out and/or you are opposed to the public display of nipples, then DO NOT CLICK THIS.

Naked Ziyi Alter-Ego Searches Internet for Foreign Husband, Roomie
Zhang Ziyi's body-double from "The Banquet," Shao Xiaoshan-- you know, the one who demanded credits for the public baring of her behind?-- has placed ads for a mail-order foreigner husband and roommate on Sina. Hubby requirements include the following:

Male
Citizen of foreign country
Not a pervert
Heterosexual
Has the trust of his own country's government
Will not control me
Will not be nasty to me
Will care for me

Clearly naive to the viral nature of the blogosphere, Xiaoshan includes her phone number and e-mail address. Shanghaiist would never print such potentially damaging, private information... but is not above telling you that Danwei did.

Zhuhai's Dick is Bigger Than Yours
Zhuhai, Guangdong businessman Jia Yongqing paid 20,000 yuan to, er, erect a 5-meter tall penis in the city's Zhoumen district. Negative backlash forced the city to move the monumental phallus to the interior of a family planning clinic and away from the public eye.

Lesbian Erotica with Chinese Characteristics
PRC mouthpiece The People's Daily publishes a photo montage entitled 性感名模白歆惠林苇如写真缠绵过火. Danwei translates, "Sexy famous models Bai Xinhui and Lin Wei in hot candid poses touching each other." English-language PD omits photos of the friendly romp-- the feature was for Chinese eyes, only.

TMZ: Bai-sexual Nip Slip -- Again!
Danwei: Ziyi Zhang nude body double wants to marry a foreigner
ESWN: The Zhuhai Penis
Danwei: Fisking the People's Daily

Pictures from TMZ, ESWN, and The People's Daily