Man with world's largest hand in Shanghai for surgery

How the hell do you hide that thing.

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"Paddy Cake, Paddy Cake Baker's OUCH!!!!"

You know what they say about a guy who has big hands?

He has big gloves.

Buhdumbum CHING

You mean a short stubby penis with gonorrhea? I noticed.

Has anyone noticed that his thumb looks like a short stubby penis?

IRL is a TLA. LOL MFAO!!!

Aloha Mr. Hand

China is a very cruel country when it comes to this sort of thing. The off color comments made here are mild compared to what this man has been subject too IRL.

Most handicapped I know IRL have a sort of gallows humor about their conditions. They crack jokes about it and even "play" people who don't want to be politically incorrect.lol.

I just can't stop looking at how nasty that is...I wonder what it feels like.

I bet that dude has a fore arm like Popeye

MAN ITZ GOT 2 SUCK 2 CUT HIS FINGER NAILS, IT WOULD TAKE A WEEK!!!!

Your a dumb F**K, he has been "putting off a visit to a surgeon for AWHILE", one word! Because his mutation finally quit growing!

Where was he when that dam burst over there?

To the person who told us all her sob story about her friends sister, or whatever 3rd degree Eichmann number this (once?) young individual may have had, this person is an adult and as any adult he must have been able to develop a strong sense of humour considering he's been putting off a visit to a surgeon for a while. It's actually astonishing that you decided to be his baby-sitter in this situation. If he was actually able to read this article, I believe he would have fully utilized the comment system. So either he a) doesn't speak English b)doesn't own an internet capable computer or c) doesn't even bother with these circle-jerk comment systems.

(I'm only commenting myself because I'm appalled when people try and play high school guidance counselor on an system as impersonal as text based comment boards.)

nice to see some readers with a nasty sense of humour -

1 - he is NOT reading this - probably can't read

2 - wishing hism success in his surgery is a moot point (see above)

3- not only is this the land of mutants, but the rudest, crudest human beings I have encountered in my extensive travels -

sure there are some nice people here, but the majority are money-grubbing, pushing/shoving, hoarking/spitting, devious liars who will do whatever it takes to squeeze money out of a hapless tourist or foreigner.

this guy is an exception, hands down.

KARMA?? What did this guy do to get that hand? Probably the worst thing ever. KARMA got him first.

And I don't think he is reading this. Any keyboard would be detroyed.

For some reason they call him the spanking machine

He bitchslapped his wife and they found her in Korea

I would not want him to be "crushing my head"

so, he can really hide behinde his finger.

Well I guess we know what hand he wipes his bottom with.

Well if you ever have a challenge like this in your lives, I hope the world is kinder to you. You all aren't funny, you are just really ugly inside. That karma has a way of working itself into your life so get ready ;)

I bet he's shit hot at flagging taxis down!!!

dink,

you're right - and he's been trying all day to respond.

Hahah... I love how he's holding up the other hand as well... as if we needed to see a comparison...

Rock... paper.... giant blob!

do you people even stop to think he might be reading this? wouldnt you, if it was your story? heartless, just plain heartless.

tsk tsk

karma baby

Off-colour, mean, and insensitive captions? Yes.

...but f*cking hilarious captions.

It took a gypsy fortune teller 8 hours to read his palms.

You know my sister too has handicapped hands and has lived with these types of cruel comments her entire life. As you can imagine school was no fun for her. The kids called her a monster. I imagine these kids parents were like alot of you. She is an awesome and beautiful person and rose above it all. Im very proud of her. I am so glad this person has some hope for a normal life. Hopefully has rose above these types of people in their life. Good luck to you in your surgery.

Masterbating with that hand has to be a bitch.

"I don't need no steenking foam finger..."

his girlfriend loves him

agree with guest number 11.

Reminds me of The Kenny Everett Video Show

I know this guy...he's the world champion hitchiker...chinese rock

1,2,3,4

I declare a thumb war.

You lose.

I have got to say these comments are hilarious. I feel for the guy but you can't help but laugh at "You should see his nostrils!" Or the "Gang Sign" is another classic

Who's got the upper hand now hmm?

TETSUOOOO !

There could be some propaganda value in this too, the world's largest hand (chinese, of course) smashing a whole division of tiny, frightened US soldiers or crushing NYC buildings.

We must all bow to China's Big Hand!

nanheyangrouchuan

China isn't the land of the mutants.

They just got the best odds of getting one, thats all.

shanghaiist should have a prize for best photo caption. there are some gems on this comment page.

Hi five!!

Don't go with the surgery. This hand has pizza maker all over it. You could wack a ball of dough flat in no time.

You should see his nostrils

He is the middle of negotiating with the doctor: "I'll give you ba kuai qian to fix this."

World's tallest, world's shortest, world's hariest, world's largest hand. China: Land of the Mutants.

KANEDA!!!!!!!!!!

do the lyndie XXl

turn it off, turn it off!

He's throwing a gang sign from Chernobyl

this happens when you fap too much.

You could flip one heck of a bird with that middle finger.

Sorry, couldn't resist. Best of wishes on his reconstruction surgery.

I would love to see an X-ray of his hand, if it's out there. Very interesting.

Z

did anyone see the "man with the world's largest face tumor" on cnn america? it's in their video section. I hope these instances are merely coincidental and not incidental from things like environmental pollution.

Another "world's biggest" for the middle kingdom.

PT Barnum would love China.

nanheyangrouchuan

"City surgeons come in handy"

I can't believe Shanghai Daily used that headline. Well, I can ... but you know what I mean.