How's that for marketing pizzazz?

From tigerbalm06 [h/t CDT]:

The Chinese are crazy about their pizza. They are also suckers for gimmicky break-dancing. In the city that invented Peking Acrobats, this is what you get when you combine the four. This combo result was captured at Mr. Pizza in Wudaokou. Gladly, I got my pizza before they danced with the dough.

Some pretty cool stunts there eh? Unfortunately the above-said pizza restaurant serves some of the most inedible food around, imho, and we doubt we'll be back anytime soon.