This video of a Chinese-language advertisement for a bidet has been around for 7 months now but has only been brought to our attention recently. The new bidet apparently doubles up as an enema and colon cleanser too. Now we have seen bidet advertisements here and there, but this one is not only the most graphic of anything we have ever seen by far, it is also somewhat freaky (If you understand Chinese, you will most probably cringe and not be able to eat the rest of the day). The product website Lotus909.com does not load in China without the use of a proxy (we wonder why), and the company appears to be headquartered in Orange County, California. Now if anyone of you decides to try the product, please let us know if it works!