Public pocket pinball

The sun is out, it's a beautiful day, and there is a man who decides his shank needs some good crankin'. So he positions himself somewhat discreetly — in front of a public education banner encouraging "civilised behaviour" to welcome the Olympics — and proceeds to polish his bishop without a single care in the world. We love how NONE of the passersby seem to notice or be bothered. Surely, this must be the hallmark of a truly harmonious society? (h/t to PandaPassport)

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Oh my, what a winner.

Couldn't think of a stronger political statement than doing it in front of that sign. Fight the power!

This guy is something. He is giving himself the wrap around while jerking off. Now why wouldn't some girl want that kind of talent in her bed?

Who wants to bet that at least one finger has a nutty air to it?

Then when the purpose of every male's existence is reached, he wipes his brow and straightens his hair. A job well done!

And all for a harmonious society to boot!

I think most of the folks walking by are well aware of what he's doing. One guy gives him a 'pathetic loser' look and several step into the street to avoid walking near him. In China they mostly only stare at laowai. Staring at other locals is considered highly impolite. That being said it is a flagrant case of public indecency. In a Western country there would be a crowd gathered around him egging him on, chastising him or critiquing his technique.

He's a lefty.

nanheyangrouchuan is a pervert.

Ha Ha - actually in San Francisco hanging out in the 'Loin I've witnessed the same thing a few times, and people's reactions are pretty much the same. I think ignoring the weirdo crazies no matter how absurd the situation is much more a part of US city life than in Shanghai...

The Olympic propaganda banner is a nice touch.

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