http://shanghaiist.com/2007/12/19/ack_the_shangha.php All comments for Ack! The Shanghai World Expo mascot is multiplying! en-us 2009 shang_kenneth Wed, 07 Jan 2009 05:00:13 +0800 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss kenneth@shanghaiist.com kenneth@shanghaiist.com 60 http://shanghaiist.com/2007/12/19/ack_the_shangha.php#comment-1255151 http://shanghaiist.com/2007/12/19/ack_the_shangha.php#comment-1255151 Comments Thu, 20 Dec 2007 09:46:45 +0800 <p>Real transcript: "Haibao is a jolly, confident and cute kid. If you get too close, he will sneak into your rectum and multiply in your lower intestine. Once he gets older, he will be less cute. He will feed on your meals and breed thousands of xiao haibao, which will routinely be reminded who is daddy with ritual beatings. The color blue, although appearing to represent everything, represents nothing. It IS the color of your steady stream of vomit. This confident kid will continue to multiply (beatings will also continue) for about two years by which time your body will have been consumed. In 2010 they will exit your rotting roader corpse through your nose." BTW, where can I buy these products?</p>