Beijing Olympics: Jingo all the way
By JFK Miller
Just 200 days away from the Olympics brings this piece of unbridled jingoism from China’s premier news source:
“BEIJING, Jan. 21 (Xinhua) -- Just 200 days away, the Beijing Olympics is poised to be the most memorable Games in history.”
Now that’s not what you call “managing expectations.” Most memorable? Don’t you think it’d be safer to downplay expectations just a teeny-weeny bit? What if the Olympics turn out to really not that memorable, or, heaven forbid, colossally forgettable?
We noticed this headline further down the Xinhua homepage:
“Beijing trying best to ensure safe Olympic Games.”
Now that’s more like it. “Trying best” leaves a little leeway in case things screw up. If the Germans had only said they were “trying best” at Munich…
Then this:
“China has waited almost 100 years for the Olympic Games and sees the Aug. 8-24 sports spectacle as an opportunity to showcase itself to the world.”
One hundred years is an awfully long time. Too long, in fact, for the rest of the world, which has been waiting, er, approximately four years. Since the last Olympics, basically. One hundred years is longer than the wait for Godfather III. Or Indiana Jones IV. Speaking of which, we imagine the trailer to Steven Spielberg’s opening ceremony would go something like this:
FADE IN to John Williams’ rousing pastoral score over the roar of an ecstatic crowd…
Voice over:
“In a world gone (sports) mad…”
“One man…”
“One mission...”
“One race…”
“Ramblin’ Entertainment presents…”
“A Steven Spielberg Olympics…”
“Directed by Steven Spielberg (and Zhang Yimou)…”
“Produced by Steven Spielberg (and Zhang Yimou)…”
Cue Silence. FADE TO BLACK.
FADE IN to a lonely, solitary running shoe...
Voice over:
“An Olympics one hundred years in the making…”
FADE IN…
“Beijing 2008.”
FADE OUT…
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