Officer Snowjob

shirtlessofficers.jpgA lady loves a man in uniform, but the police officers of Hefei have definitely taken this mystique to the next level with their strenuous winter training. What could be more attractive than young, shirtless officers rubbing snow on their chests and doing push-ups? Ya, we couldn't think of anything either! Ladies (and gentlemen), we present you with two images to warm your hearts on those cold Shanghai nights. And let's hear no more complaints about your drafty apartment and your cold fingers.

Stripped to the waist, armed police officers take exercise against the skin piercing wind in Hefei, capital of South China's Anhui Province. More pictures after the jump

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I want to see pictures of policewomen training!

Next week's headline:

"Hefei's crime rate spikes as policemen stay home sick"

Seriously, what purpose does this activity serve? Am I supposed to marvel at their manly qualities?

I've seen Korean army officers wash their face in poop. Presumably the thinking is that whatever happens in a war / riot / traffic jam is at least better than your training

"Seriously, what purpose does this activity serve? Am I supposed to marvel at their manly qualities?"

- Shrinkage. All men have to combat this vulnerable physical state by essentially letting loose.

These heroes have discovered how to tame Winter shrinkage by their display of Synchronized Aerobic Dancing (or "SAD" for short).

It's all about desensitizing the nipples. Little known fact: Hitler lost in Russia due to his troops lack of training in nipple desensitizing. Ask any marathon runner.

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