Shanghaiist: Officer Snowjob

elpollorico

Fri, 25 Jan 2008 14:35:15 +0800

It's all about desensitizing the nipples. Little known fact: Hitler lost in Russia due to his troops lack of training in nipple desensitizing. Ask any marathon runner.

shangpudi

Fri, 25 Jan 2008 12:56:15 +0800

"Seriously, what purpose does this activity serve? Am I supposed to marvel at their manly qualities?" - Shrinkage. All men have to combat this vulnerable physical state by essentially letting loose. These heroes have discovered how to tame Winter shrinkage by their display of Synchronized Aerobic Dancing (or "SAD" for short).

James Creegan

Fri, 25 Jan 2008 12:48:36 +0800

I've seen Korean army officers wash their face in poop. Presumably the thinking is that whatever happens in a war / riot / traffic jam is at least better than your training

taihanasie

Fri, 25 Jan 2008 11:08:39 +0800

Next week's headline: "Hefei's crime rate spikes as policemen stay home sick" Seriously, what purpose does this activity serve? Am I supposed to marvel at their manly qualities?

fjiofojif

Fri, 25 Jan 2008 11:01:17 +0800

I want to see pictures of policewomen training!