Video: The Worst Cinematic Crap That's Ever Been Made

From Slate V:

In Slate V's ongoing effort to bring you the worst in world cinema, our bad-movies curator, Mark Jordan Legan, has a sampling of good vs. evil epics from China, the Philippines, and Indonesia.

The China entry is actually from pre-handover Hong Kong, but wow — it sure is crappy. File these films (can we use that word here?) under the so-bad-they-are-good category. We think we might like the Filipino one the best, but we could be biased since we watch Filipino TV every day.

Yes, the guy dove in front of the giant papier-mâché boulder ... and he got what was coming to him.

Watch this video. It will have you tying cobras into knots in no time.