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Wed, 02 Apr 2008 17:08:30 +0800

If TDSCMA was in my gr. 6 class it wouldn't have been Taylor Rahn. Taylor Rahn was always picked last in gym class not because he wore suspenders or an 'athletic strap' on his glasses, but because he never delivered what he promised. He always talked about playing AAA little league and yet he wore orthopedics and walked like he had an inner ear infection. Eventually we got fed up with his shit and tied him to the tire wall on the jungle gym with skipping ropes. We kicked soccer balls at him and later tried to tell the teacher we were re-enacting some stoning story from the bible (it was a catholic school). Taylor got hurt and I got grounded for 2 weeks with no nintendo. This lame-ass excuse for 3G reminds me of those mario-less afternoons. Sure it's great that Beijing will kind of make good on its 3G Olympic promise and kudos to China for not paying any licensing fees to foreign firms but I just wish TDSCMA would get the Taylor Rahn treatment it deserves. I'm glad to see that China has already put a large chunk of change in 4G to get it right next time. Godspeed

Shanghaiist: China rolls out 3G networks in Beijing, Shanghai, and other cities

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