Photo of the Day: Umbrellas

Dear Umbrella(s),

You are one of the most practical creations ever invented for rainy days. But you are also one of my most feared objects walking down a crowded sidewalk on a bright SUNNY day. Please regard those innocent passerbys as, from personal experience, you have often barely missed stabbing my left eyeball out with those naked spokes of yours. Having two eyeballs helps me to read better so i thank you in advance.

Yours,

Shangpudi.