Shanghaiist: Three ringed anti-terrorist circus drills

EL JEFE

Fri, 04 Jul 2008 14:29:51 +0800

That guy is mistaken -- you can't aim an uzi, you just have to pepper the crowd

WatchBagDVD

Fri, 04 Jul 2008 13:17:43 +0800

The "I just got kicked in the balls" posture is kind of intimidating... you know a guy that just got racked might go off and do some crazy shit (once he can stand up straight/remove himself from his Segway).

shangpudi

Fri, 04 Jul 2008 12:49:41 +0800

That's it, i've decided to attend the olympics. I can't miss out on the counterstrike brigade. This is genius publicity, *clap clap*, 99% genius in knowing how to create international buzz. Laughter (not only sex) Sells.

taihanasie

Fri, 04 Jul 2008 12:42:52 +0800

"Flame throwers against terrorists. I'm speechless." Why? It worked in Ironman. :)

EL JEFE

Fri, 04 Jul 2008 12:42:43 +0800

"Forcefully extinguish gay exercise with spraying," reads the sign on the hill

EL JEFE

Fri, 04 Jul 2008 12:40:11 +0800

Forcefully extinguish gay exercise with spraying!

EPM

Fri, 04 Jul 2008 12:28:32 +0800

pulled these comments off deadspin, (http://deadspin.com/5021729/olympic-criminals-are-no-match-for-the-chinese-scooter-police) ....... are those guys looking for hermano? What's wrong with the tried and true method of just running the terrorists over with tanks? In neighboring Shaqsdong, the cops ride around in the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile. "Yeah right, s-s-s-s-sure, the guy in the $3,000 suit is going to negotiate with terrorists, C'MON!" They will be no match for the Unicycle Liberation Front. pull ovah, pull ovah! Those are just ridiculous. You have to run over a Tibetan monk 3-4 times just to properly oppress him. They see my rollin', they riotin'. .... --awesome

vera

Fri, 04 Jul 2008 11:50:03 +0800

That's SOOO funny!I wonder if they are real Segways or if they are taking chances with Chinese knockoffs.

T

Fri, 04 Jul 2008 10:00:37 +0800

Won't firing their guns make their Segways go backward?

WatchBagDVD

Fri, 04 Jul 2008 05:51:24 +0800

Segway-mounted police? I think they've been watching too much Arrested Development! Did they hire GOB as their anti-terror consultant. Will there be a magic show in which they make the bad guys just DISAPPEAR? First the Bluths do shady business with Saddam, now the PRC. Brilliant comedy, you have to admit!

Bumix

Fri, 04 Jul 2008 05:32:26 +0800

Flame throwers against terrorists. I'm speechless.

booggerg

Fri, 04 Jul 2008 02:22:36 +0800

are those red things in the middle missile launchers? That'd be sweet if they have a display on the segway handle and they can steer the missile into target..