Watch out ladies, Chinese men are on the prowl. According to this article in Mop, one Chinese man set out to settle a score against Western men, by staking out Western women visiting Beijing during the Olympics. The man in question is from a small town in the middle of nowhere, the kind of place where “in 20 years only one student made it into Tsinghua or Peking University.” He managed to test into a technical college and now works in Beijing. His friend relates the story and the motive [in translation],
“Everyone knows, this year Beijing held a huge sporting event. Many foreigners came to watch and participate in the competitions. Of course, they also didn’t forget to take advantage of our weak-willed Chinese women. My friend worried, ‘Doesn’t this mean you foreigners are not leaving any Chinese virgins for us Chinese? This is a disgrace and insult. Fine, if you can screw our Chinese women, then we can screw your foreign women too.’ So he set out.”
At first, he did not have any luck. Time after time he was rejected. Finally, he pinpointed the reason for his failure. He blamed it on the shoes. His epiphany was that while these bright, plastic shoes are all the rage in China, they are commonplace in foreign countries as shoes for the working class. So he decked himself out from head to toe in name brand clothing and went to a bathhouse to get cleaned up (now we know the real reason he was getting rejected). The story continues,
“Confidence renewed, he immediately went out to the shopping plaza, crouched down and waited, scanning the crowds for hours. Finally he spotted a foreign girl walking alone and immediately stood up. Too quickly, it seems, blood rushed to his head and he had to steady himself on a nearby trashcan for several minutes. He thought to himself gloomily, ‘It’s over, finally spotted one and now she’s going to disappear.’ Then the unexpected happened, the foreign girl came over and asked in a concerned voice, ‘Can I help you?’… Without going into too much detail, let’s just say after day two, my friend’s legs felt like Jell-O.”
This Chinese man goes on to advise all his friends and the readers of Mop, that if you are going to screw a woman, make sure it is a foreign woman, because the sex is great, and more importantly you can chalk one up for China. To prove that he’s not just making the story up, he posts a picture — as if that proves anything. We feel sorry for the girl whose picture is being paraded over the Chinese web in association with this article. Think twice ladies next time a Chinese stranger innocently asks to take a picture with you (and who hasn’t had that happen to them?).
We are not sure which is more offensive here, that (a) Chinese men actually think Western women can be used to settle a score, (b) Western women are easy enough to sleep with a random Chinese guy after meeting them on the streets in China, or as the title of the post implies, that (c) Western women will sleep with you if you are wearing branded clothing. You certainly won’t catch us extending kindness to any of the local men any time soon.