China launches first willing manned mission into space

A few instant gems from the clip:

"This is a testament to the progress of the Chinese people. Today we sent a man into space fully conscious, and without shackles."

"China's first manned mission into space occurred when political prisoner Yang Liwei was knocked unconscious in his cell and awoke to find himself in orbit."

"They did not need to use attack dogs to get him into the spacecraft."

NOTE: The Onion is a satire website, ie., it is NOT meant to be taken seriously.

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Liberate the PLA and the human flesh search engine to chop the Onion running dogs and saute them in butter and brown sugar!

To nanheyangrouchuan

Though you are midwest redneck, I guess you are still able to know the world reaction, if Chinese just sent a spacecraft with a waterboarded monkey Bush and a full basket of sour grape on it, one way. lol!

You would be the only one to lol at a response like yours.

To nanheyangrouchuan,

How can forget "attack dog", which sound so familiar to me. The dog must've named as "Abu" or "Nanhe' something.

Haaaa haa ha ha lol lol lol lol

We Chinee so funny!!

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