Where to go donate your sperm

By Jellymon

We think we may have just discovered our new career. Healthy men in Shanghai can get paid for sperm donation between 200rmb to 3500rmb a pop (depending on whether anyone picks your product). Along with the cash you are given a helping hand by one of the amiable nurses (and that really is just our wishful thinking).

First donors need to go for health check and semen analysis, and then 4-7 days prior to their visit to the donation, they must abstain from sex or masturbation. A donor can go for it 4-5 times a month, and each visit you can go for up to 3 hand relief sessions (we're sure we could go for more). You could make up to a maximum of 52,500rmb a month if you sell every drop... but we're really bad at maths so that's probably wrong!

No word on whether they accept Caucasian donors yet but we think it'd be fun to have all these Eurasian kids suddenly popping up all over China. You can check the original article here (Chinese) or just head down yourself: No 145 Shan Dong Zhong Lu, Ren Ji Hospital, Building 1, 7th FL, near Fu Zhou Lu (Tel: 021-63732926;53882067;28402464). See you there!