The music in this video shot in rural Henan totally gave us a headache. Steven Lim of Youku Buzz couldn't quite make out whether this was a wedding or a funeral. Well, yeah, as we told you before, things can get pretty noisy and wild at Chinese funerals, with sexy strippers and paper condoms and what have you. Someone needs to fly these girls down to Shanghai and bring them to The Shelter. We're sure it'd be a RIOT.



This is what kids do these days in the absence of recreational pharmaceuticals. If you shake your head for long enough you feel floaty and happy. If you shake for too long, you get a brain tumor and die.