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Sure, you can't have actors pretend to be doctors anymore, but nobody said you couldn't dub over existing actors' voices to make them sound like shills for your product.
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Sean Connery: I turned 70 this year. But with the help of USA Selikon capsules, I was praised by Barbra (Walters?) that I’m still THE James Bond, forever 25. I told my old friends, “You should try USA Selikon capsules!”
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"That’s great! The feelings after my kidneys got washed by USA Selikon capsules are surprising. And my girlfriends were also surprised!"
That's just gross.
Whatever else that product does, it clearly gives you enormous, swinging, solid brass balls.