Guanxi pick-up lines

I just think chat-up lines are sad in general.

Then again I did once go up to a girl in a leather skirt and say

"Are you hot in that thing? It's making me hot and I'm not even wearing it"

Come on guys... this stuff is all in good fun.

If you really need to ask an SMS service for what to say, you probably have bigger issues... But who couldn't use a little distraction and chuckle in the busy life we all lead.

Guanxi is a service that works... I know so many friends that depend on it. What's wrong with being fun and function?

haha. I also wasted 2 kuai this weekend. Here is what I got:

In another life I think we dated and I dumped you. But I'm thinking that that was a mistake. Now is your second chance!

I think that we might be related. Let me check for the family birthmark on your chest.

For all my slagging it off, I couldn't help myself and texted a few more times over the weekend.

"Is your last name Gillette? Because you're the best a man can get"

(for a woman)

"Hi, brooding, handsome and sexy really becomes you"