The “Guanxi” SMS service has bailed us out of trouble countless times, and for that we love them.
Now they’re offering pick-up lines, texted directly to your phone.
Desperate? Pathetic? Hell yes.
On your behalf and strictly for research, we ponied up 1RMB per message.
Here’s what we got:
Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
Do you think I could borrow that dress / bustier some time?
Text “PU” to 106695882929 for more gems. Or get a life.