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The personal ads at enjoyclassifieds.com are generally good for a guilty chuckle, and none more so than this honest young Shanghainese lady:
Beauty seeking Millionaire...
I need someone to take care of me,really really really well. I wanna have good massages and go to lady's Lounge and get some lovely SPA. I wanna to study again and reflesh [sic] myself.I maybe wanna go travel and swim in the sea....
Poverty has been torturing my soul and eating me alive.
Fit, non-smoking, Caucasian millionaires between 31 and 41 years old who weigh 65-90Kg and are 175-188cm tall can apply here.
Photo is for illustration purposes only.
Thanks to Chamaflauge for the tip!
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Well educated, successful, well traveled, Western developed country passport holder seeks Shanghainese girl who:
A) Has a lot of her own money saved up
B) Owns at least one car and two apartments
C) Has no venereal diseases from past relations
D) Parents that are well connected and have tons of guanxi
E) 1.75m tall, 50kg, 36C-24-35, between 25-30yrs old
F) Enjoys showering her man with affection and gifts
G) Truly is from Shanghai and is not a Zhejiang/Anhui/Jiangsu pretender who likes to boast that she's from Shanghai
H) Can suck a golf ball through 10m of garden hose
You might get a good response if you show a photo of the passport?
In general though I think it's going to be easier just to cut that golf ball out and buy yourself a new hose.
for someone who's just looking for money,she has a very high standard on looks.lol
Does she charge on a daily or nightly basis?