The personal ads at enjoyclassifieds.com are generally good for a guilty chuckle, and none more so than this honest young Shanghainese lady:
Beauty seeking Millionaire
I need someone to take care of me,really really really well. I wanna have good massages and go to lady’s Lounge and get some lovely SPA. I wanna to study again and reflesh [sic] myself.I maybe wanna go travel and swim in the sea.
Poverty has been torturing my soul and eating me alive.
Fit, non-smoking, Caucasian millionaires between 31 and 41 years old who weigh 65-90Kg and are 175-188cm tall can apply here.
Photo is for illustration purposes only.
Thanks to Chamaflauge for the tip!