How to get your hands on a panda cub... the shanzhai way

We've all seen the numerous documentaries about baby pandas at the Sichuan Giant Panda Sanctuary, and it was only a matter of time before some of us decided we absolutely must have one. Of course, it's not like you can just go out and buy an endangered species, so we suppose we're going to have to go the shanzhai route like this entrepreneurial pet owner. We're gonna call it "Pandog."

Source: Shanghai Ginger Guy