We've already reported on the current darling of the internets, the Grass Mud Horse (草泥马), last week. But after a bout of Youtube surfing over the weekend, we realized that we weren't doing the almost religious fanaticism to this new meme justice. So we've included some more "Cao Ni Ma" ballads to lighten up your Monday morning.
First off, a girl sings about love relationships amongst the Grass Mud Horses. When Male and Gebi bred, they produced an offspring they named "法克泥马 (Fa Ke Ni Ma)"
Everything sounds better when turned into a Chinese folk song.
Because you really aren't doing the "Cao Ni Ma" justice unless you have an entire chorus of children singing it to the background of a swelling orchestra.
The original kid's song and the rap version, as well as a link to were you can buy your own grass mud horse stuffed animal, can be found here.

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