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Dear CCTV,
Yes, Tiger Woods' dad is quarter Chinese, quarter Native American and half African. Yes, his mom is half Thai, quarter Chinese and quarter Dutch. And we guess if you do the racial math, that does in fact mean that Tiger Woods is 1/4 Chinese and so your claims of him having Chinese blood running through his veins aren't false exactly...
But really? "Of Chinese origin"? Ignoring for a moment the whole disturbing message behind claiming an American citizen as "one of us" based on his blood alone, we kind of feel like this reminds us of something...
Oh yeah, Racial Draft! Sorry China, the African Americans already got him. You did manage to collect all eight living members of seminal rap group, the Wu-Tang Clan though. Don't get greedy.
Best Regards,
Shanghaiist
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What the fuck does CCTV have to do with China? isn't it rediculous?
Tiger is part Chinese because his mother is Asian? Bad, bad, China, claiming ownership of anyone with any Asian background. Aryan 2.0 I tell ya.
But look at the guy, what does your gut tell you, especially his height and weight.
--"China claiming ownership of anyone..."?
compared with usa, china still has a long way to go. if you could run as fast as a mad dog, you would be issued a us passport at once.
Elaine, when I went to astronaut school, we learned this advanced math called "division and multiplication." And according to this advanced "space math," if you will, if Tiger's mother is 1/4 Chinese, that would make Tiger 1/8 Chinese.
oh, and I just read the rest of your article, which clarifies the fact that Tiger got another 1/8 from Daddy, so I guess you're right here, but it sure was fun being so patronising for a minute there. They didn't teach reading comprehension in astronaut school, so let's just forget about this little tiff.
well if i recall correctly, the Thai's also claimed himm as one of their own. wil have to go find a link somewhere, but it is not a Chinese thing so much as maybe an asian thing.
Ms. Chow,
Your article gave me a chuckle. Frankly, I think China has done well to "draft" such a talent as the RZA. The African-American delegate really messed up with the Woods pick...
In all seriousness, the fact that China wants to adopt a black dude may ultimately be a good thing. We expats (or formerly so in my case) know very well the, shall we say, racial and ethic "consistency" of the Chinese mindset. An honored figure like Tiger Woods, just by his very presence on a bright green golf course, is bound to to create internal tensions withe the next generation of Chinese cosmopolitans. Success is no longer viewed as a white monopoly. The ascendancy of minorities in sports, politics, etc., only bolsters America's image abroad, and I believe it captures the imagination of those in other countries who want to revel in the bounty of the world's vast diversity.
Of course, this is a very, very, very optimistic perspective, which is why we crackers really need to have a backup plan. I suggest we strengthen out numbers by poaching Yao Ming as soon as possible. Or maybe that dude from Baidu...