China claims Tiger Woods... but wait...

Dear CCTV,

Yes, Tiger Woods' dad is quarter Chinese, quarter Native American and half African. Yes, his mom is half Thai, quarter Chinese and quarter Dutch. And we guess if you do the racial math, that does in fact mean that Tiger Woods is 1/4 Chinese and so your claims of him having Chinese blood running through his veins aren't false exactly...

But really? "Of Chinese origin"? Ignoring for a moment the whole disturbing message behind claiming an American citizen as "one of us" based on his blood alone, we kind of feel like this reminds us of something...

Oh yeah, Racial Draft! Sorry China, the African Americans already got him. You did manage to collect all eight living members of seminal rap group, the Wu-Tang Clan though. Don't get greedy.

Best Regards,
Shanghaiist