Wow, CCTV has some real influence. After it declared Tiger Woods Chinese earlier this week, the golfer announced that he plans to play in China's HSBC Champions tournament in Sheshan this November, according to ESPN. He has not played overseas since 2007. We're glad to hear Tiger's making a trip to China, but hope that golf fans here won't be disappointed that he can't speak Chinese and is not into using cremes to lighten his skin.
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That's about as close to a squat as that Black Man's ever gonna get. I doubt Tiger Woods is even remotely Chinese enough to publicly urinate, shit, throw up or stroll around with a man purse.
Wasn't there a Chapelle Show skit where the different racial groups were drafting people? I think Tiger Woods turned out to be white, and the Chinese ended up with the Wu Tang Clang.