New China, new monks

"我靠,要是当ZD分子能有这么好的待遇,那ZD分子就太多了, 俺都想去. "
"Holy. If being a Xizang monk can have so many good treats, there would be more Xizang monks! I want be one."

"现在的和尚是职业的，可以娶妻生子，有钱的很"
"Nowadays, monk is a profession. They can get married and have kids, and they are rich!"

"白天是和尚晚上是色鬼,现在的女人;谁有钱就跟谁,世道真变了,是大款养了这些杂人呀. "
"During the day they are monks, during the night they are perverts. Women nowadays don't care who they're following as long as they have money. The world has really changed, it's the wealthy who have raised these trashy people."

"喇嘛不是和尚，不要弄混。不是一回事。藏教不是佛教。"
"Lama isn't a monk, don't get confused. It's not the same thing. Tibetan Buddhism isn't regular Buddhism."

"是喇嘛，有钱的女人现在都找喇嘛修炼密宗"
"It's a Lama. Rich women nowadays always look for Lamas for tantric practice."