You would think that all the news about the horrors of Chinese internet addiction camps would have dissuaded other countries from trying to start up their own. Not so! Apparently, a clinic has recently opened its doors in Washington state, 13 miles away from Microsoft’s HQ. The reSTART Internet Addiction Recovery Program costs $14,500 USD and provides a 45-day intensive care program for game, Internet, and texting addicts. Activities include things like meandering along forested trails, learning to participate in home chores, and (allegedly) feeding baby goats. What?! Seems slightly more fun than our methods of beating kids – sometimes to death – and then firing the reporters that dare to write about it happening.