It was about time we saw an Internet Addiction Treatment Center spoof. Danwei has found this great one, which uses clips from the CCTV program “War With the Internet Demon (战网魔)” which was intended to praise Dr. Yang Yongxin (杨永信) for his development of shock therapy for net addicts.
After the credits segment (which is super long – if you want to skip it, go to about 2:30… it’s not that interesting, really), you’re hit with the following game instructions (as translated by Danwei):
In the game, you must guide the character you have selected to escape the Internet Addiction Center within the time allotted. You are will be given a map at the start of the game.
If your luck is poor, then at the start of the game or somewhere midway, you’ll meet the BOSS, Professor Yang. He’ll follow you around to stop you from leaving. If you do not get rid of Professor Yang in time, you’ll be electrocuted.
Check out the rest of the explanation on their site.