You know what’s a damper on any big day? A Divorce. And so at least one municipality has decided it’s not going to let couples unwed during the 60th anniversary. Seven out of ten Chongqing districts have said that they will not process divorces during the eight-day holiday, even as they’re getting extra staff to help with the weddings. Supposedly, they can’t cope with the “high demand” for weddings and also issue divorces at the same time. Luckily for them, nobody’s tried to process a divorce yet anyhow, though we wonder what kind of urgent circumstances would make couples want to split during a specific week and whether it then might be a good idea for Chongqing to ban knives as well, just in case.