Go ahead, stare at my chest

We'll be the first to admit that navigating Shanghai's streets can be a monstrous task at times. Maybe you're new to the city. Maybe, like some of us, you have the navigational ability of a sea cucumber. Either way, this shirt we found with a map of central Shanghai printed on it seems like the best low-tech way to get yourself un-lost.

Just imagine the awesome scenarios for this shirt: Unsure whether to take a left or right? Look at your stomach. Taxi driver doesn't know where Jinxian Lu is? Just point to your rib. Tourists bugging you about the location of the Bund? Turn your back and let them figure it out as you (slowly) walk away.

Although, at 280 RMB a tee, you might be better off cutting and pasting a Lonely Planet onto yourself.