A Shanghai-based English copywriter has discovered some hilarious Chinglish slogans, including a new one for Haibao that explains the Shanghai Expo mascot's consistently happy visage. Since we've previously determined that Haibao is a boy mascot, all we can think of say to his slogan is... "Really? So soon?"



Taobao says thank you, come again.
Then he got off the tour bus, and that was that.
And the expats all clap clap, clap their hands.
"I'm here for the tour bus too" he said with a shrug.
"Me love tour bus long time! hehe"
Then out the bush jumped Faux.
Expat A says, "hey now, don't you have a micropenis problem."
"It don't matter, I'm just here for the tour bus too!"
"Me love tour bus long time! xixi"