- We cloned the iPad–three months ago!
- We Macked on you, blaxploitation-style.
- We ruined one-fifth of your Expo pavilion fantasy.
- We went rollerskating with migrant workers.
- We got surgically modified to look like Jessica Alba in a desperate attempt to win back our boyfriends.
- We spotted a dismembered call girl on Huaihai Road. Luckily, she was made of steel.
- We discovered the antidote to sleazy networking events with admission tickets and keynote speakers.
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