The Simpsons like you've never seen them before: gambling, doing drugs and soliciting prostitutes

Photo by Colin Hanna

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Our most recent visit to the Windows Too bar in the Jing'an district revealed these hilarious posters. It looks like our favorite purveyor of dirt cheap drinks and equally cheap food has turned to The Simpsons to warn people off illegal behavior. And so: to illustrate the ban on gambling, there's Bart, Lisa and lil' Maggie in an intense game of poker; to show how prostitution isn't allowed, there's Homer grabbing a redhead's tit and offering her some Maojamins; and to warn against doing drugs, there's a Krusty the Clown-ish officer pulling... is that a pill out of Bart's butt? Marge would not approve.

A friend tells us that Windows has actually had these for years now - but if that's true, shame on him for never pointing them out!

It should be noted that the Simpsons aren't the only inexplicable family of cartoon characters to show up at Windows. Since their renovation in January, the animal pals of Madagascar have also been an integral part of their decor.

Pictures grainy thanks to being taken by a first-gen iPhone.