Haibao has given people a really bad headache. I’m not even talking about his image, just his design. Haibao’s original two-dimensional design has created a really difficult problem for those tasked with making him three dimensional: what should his backside look like? Does he have a tail? Does he have a butt? Does he have a buttcrack? These are all unknown. That’s why we can see towering Haibao statues whose fronts are all the same, but whose backsides, you will discover, may or may not have buttcracks. But recently, there are more without buttcracks because the buttcracks have already announced that they’re leaving China [Note: “Buttcrack” sounds similar to Google in Chinese].
— China’s literary badboy Han Han