Apparently the ribbing it got for hiring monks to cleanse the factory’s aura didn’t stop Foxconn from thinking up other strange schemes to keep worker suicides to a minimum. The latest: playing music on its assembly line to soothe work stress. They’re also planning on recruiting more than 2,000 singers, dancers and gym trainers and a good number of psychiatrists as well. Oh yeah – and three-meter fences around dormitory buildings to stop employees from jumping. How about more glaringly obvious solutions like mandated breaks and less punishing work hours? crickets.