We thought Next Media (parent company of Apple Daily) was running out of newsworthy items to render in CG — our mistake! After last week’s animation of The Internet vs. Justin Bieber, the people who also brought us Tiger Woods being slapped by his wife, Gordon Brown beating his employees and the Late Night fight between Conan and Jay now use their animation wizardry to present Steve Jobs slicing off a customer’s fingers with a lightsaber to show the correct way of holding an iPhone 4.
If you can’t watch the YouTube video, savor the hilarious screenshots above. Before he destroys some fingers to ‘fix’ the iPhone 4’s antenna problems, the CG Jobs engages in a lightsaber duel with Bill Gates and wins both the Darth Vader helmet and title of “evil tech man.” We also see evil Jobs frying Gizmodo’s Jason Chen, telling off the media at the Cupertino press conference, and offering unhappy customers free rubber bumpers. Despite all the laughs, there’s a sobering moment in the video’s brief mention of the Foxconn employee suicides.
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The CG video with English subtitles, below: