Those that care about beauty competitions and hot girls in ridiculous costumes have been poring over the Miss Universe 2010 National Costumes Competition. But while I’ve seen endless commentary on Miss Kazakhstan’s giant headdress, Miss America’s actually kinda cool Golden Eagle and Miss Zambia’s gourd breasts, nothing has been said about China.
Well, here’s why.
How boring! She looks like she wore a reconstructed cushion, complete with tassels, to some random B-list celebrity press event. How is that even going to BEGIN to compete with Miss Venezuela, who looks like she could cut you to pieces? Considering this dress has to be thirty billion times lighter, couldn’t Tang Wen look a little happier to be there? And did she even wash her hair?
In comparison, this is what China did for 2009:
Like okay, it’s harder to say that this one was “pretty,” but it was a lot more awesome, don’t you think? And from what I can tell about the Miss Universe National Costume contest, that’s what counts.