9:00pm Thank goodness I’m not actually doing a drinking game – that would’ve been five shots in a row.
Tweet of the moment: @ShanghaiTattoo I’m trying not to shout “dance minorities, dance!”
8:43pm What would be some good rules for a CCTV Spring Gala drinking game, do you think? Here’s one idea – every time a minority comes on screen? How many of China’s 55 will be represented in the next three hours?