We interrupt our regular programming to bring you this very important public service announcement from our friends at Next Media Animation. Consider yourselves warned, people: Oral sex increases the risk of cancer, both for men and women! And because the human papilloma virus doesn’t discriminate, it will hit you whether you’re gay, straight, black or white. It doesn’t just end there — knob-polishing and muff-munching both give you a higher risk of throat cancer than smoking! Good Lord… that’s all we need to hear to start picking up that pack of Double Happiness from the local Lawson’s again!
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