Looks like people calling it the dumbest thing to come around on four legs hasn’t stopped Shanghai from enacting its “one dog policy” after all. But they’re allowing a caveat – if you register all your dogs before Sunday, then they’ll let you have as many as you have right now. So seriously, do it. Sure, the chances of the rule being enforced and Rover being taken away are probably pretty slim, but wouldn’t you rather not have it happen at all? Especially since, from personal experience, the PSB doesn’t tend to care how much he means to you?