Yo, check it: are you capable of spitting mad freestylin’ profilin’ flavor/game/lyrical cream on the micka-micka-microphone? Do your rhymes make the ladies say OH and the fellas say AWW? Then head down to Paramount this Sunday to prove your mettle, where an MC Battle to the Death will take place in front of a live paying audience (er, we mean that figuratively).
The first two rounds taking place on Sundays July 3rd and 10th will have cash prizes of 2000RMB, which should be enough to buy your babymama a Baby Phat sweatsuit or two.
Participants from either of the first two battles are eligible to enter into the grand final taking place at Paramount on the 24th of July, with a 5000RMB chunk of change awarded to the MC with the most stupid fresh rhyme acuity.
But wait, there’s more! Participating MC’s will have open bar available to themselves and members of their entourage. And there’ll be sexy ring girls too, just because.
100RMB for open bar for all the regular non-rapping audience members.
Paramount // 218 Yuyuan Lu, near Jing’An Temple (愚园路218号, 近万航渡路）
Contact Mike at 15000257161 if you think you got the requisite bill-paying skillz.