We don’t know where these kids came from, and we don’t know where they’re going. We’re merely grateful for the brief moment of their childhood they chose to share with the world, which is surely a better place with their preternaturally slick dance moves in it.
The twins, named Justin and Jeremy, are working it out to Outkast’s ‘Hey Ya!’ from 2003, one of the featured tracks on the Nintendo Wii’s Just Dance 2 rhythm game. The twin on the right (our right) shimmies so well we’d almost think this video was doctored.
We’re not sure if they’re fully or half-Chinese (or another Asian ethnicity), but we’ll go ahead and claim them as such. Stereotypes concerning dancing skills amongst Chinese men and the lack thereof? Shattered! At least in a few years, anyway.
And who says technology in the 21st century is bad for the kinder? Anything that can get kids jamming like this is a net positive, no doubt about it. We just hope they don’t go on tour or anything, and get Bieber-ized by their mother. That would mean we’d have to then hate them on a regular basis, only to enjoy them secretly in a properly inebriated state.