Maybe he’ll come back in 7 years?
Giving “gay marriage” a whole new meaning, a gay Beijing man was denied a divorce from his lesbian wife by a district court after their child planning scheme went awry.
Despite their opposite sexual orientations, The Young and the Restless pair agreed to marry in order to birth twins using artificial methods from a General Hospital not available to unmarried couples. However, the wife only birthed one child and refused to allow the husband to raise it — perhaps because she felt he would not be a responsible Guiding Light.
At that point, the husband discovered that according to China’s marriage law, a man cannot divorce his wife while she is pregnant or within one year after giving birth. As such, the man will just need to wait a few more months As the World Turns before arriving at the Next Stop, Happiness.
Eat your heart out daytime television — Beijing’s got enough drama to out soap-opera even the best cheesy scriptwriters.
All soap operas referenced above were researched beforehand. We do not have that type of idle knowledge.