By Ivan Shi
A well-known male-only (read: gay) sauna in Taipei has embarked on a unique marketing programme to lure in patrons. The leisure venue has been marketing its new “Big Bird Night” under which new members with *members* validated by staff to be over 18cm are given a VIP card which grants them free access to the facility on designated nights.
So far, the marketing appears to have worked, but not everyone is fond of the validation process. “I can‘t bring myself to be examined by strangers,“ said Daniel, a 20-year-old student, to the paper. “Too embarrassing!”
Another interviewee Mr Huang said there were a few people who were able to meet such a requirement.
According to a Taiwanese urologist, the average erect penile length in the island’s men is 9-11cm. “Even though Congolese males have the largest penises, they have an erect penile length of 17.93cm, which still does not satisfy their minimum requirement of 18cm,” he added.
Given those hard numbers, not too many men probably got their cards. Those disgruntled donkey-sized laowais we heard about last week might want to try this one out. In life, you win some, lose some.
Previously on Shanghaiist
Laowais with supersized c*cks complain to Shanghai Daily about the lack of condoms that fit them
Chinese condoms too small for the women of South Africa
Watch: Condoms being made manually
Penis Size vs National IQ: See how China stacks up!
Now available in Taichung: Penis-shaped sausage snacks!